The penis wants a raise

[Lightmane]

THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
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> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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> 1. I do physical labour.
> 2. I work at great depths.
> 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> 5. I work in a damp environment.
> 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> 7. I work in high temperatures.
> 8. My work exposes me to disease and infection.
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>
> Reply:
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> Dear Penis,
>
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
> the management denies your request for the following reasons:
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> 1. You do not work 8 hours straight
> 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
> 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> 4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> restricted areas.
> 5. You do not take initiative and need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> 6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
> 7. You don't always follow necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> correct protective clothing.
> 8. You WILL retire long before you are 65.
> 9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
> the assigned task.
> 11. And if that was not enough, you have constantly been seen entering and
> exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
> The Management team.
>
>
> Five reasons not to be a penis.
>
> 1. Youre bald
> 2. You have a hole in your head
> 3. Your neighbours are nuts.
> 4. The guy behind you is an a**hole and a p****
> 5. Everytime you get excited, you throw up, and faint.


Got this email today thought id share it with the class :p

[Feronius]

[Nilieth/Mymri]

Whaha, made me laugh IRL

[Onet]

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