Exam Answers

[Borgrimm]

Im sure a fair few of you have seen some of these, but they are so funny if you havent, it could also be helpfull for you guildies who have got upcoming Exams!!!!

The old "Find X." question:
http://www.dezuidwester.net/hotornot/albums/userpics/10003/un_find_x_lol.jpg

The also old, "Why is Tracey wrong" question:
http://p.ondero.us/images/exam-funny-answers1.jpg

The popular huge square root solution:
http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Funny_Student_Desperate_ExamTime_19.jpg

"Say and write"
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/exam-answers-3.jpg

"Opposites"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/385654232_af0dea5d0a.jpg?v=0

"Expand (a+b)^n"
http://mypenmypaper.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/pic11337.jpg?w=450&h=413

"Six = 6"
http://mypenmypaper.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/blonde-equation.jpg?w=450&h=323

Standard Physics question
http://www.georgehernandez.com/h/aaBlog/2007/media/0202-ElephantInTheWay.jpg

"Sketch a Human body
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6848/humandrawingis4xy4.jpg

Chemistry smart kid:
http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2e4xoycgj0.jpg

"Explain the shape of the graph"
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/curve.jpg

"Use the radioactive ooze!"
http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2007/11/28/funny-exam-answers.jpg

"Briefly explain what hard water is"
http://taktak.net/Repository/blog/318/577341d1-cad8-418f-8c8d-657f0bf4a6d6.jpg

"Use calculus to find the identity of Batman"
http://amadeo.blog.com/repository/945503/2083961.jpg

Essay about Jimmy McPerson (I love the teacher's final remark):
http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/exam-answers/Essay_-_Jimmy_McPerson.jpg

This one's a bit subtle:
http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/img/bnewc.jpg

"Identify the three key characteristics of good page layout"
http://www.dawnsbrain.com/lesson-images/design-test_creative-answers1lg.jpg

"I don't negotiate with terrorists."
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7461/testprofdrawspic4649494xh7.jpg


"The panda will cry if I get a bad grade".
http://shrey27.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/answer5a.jpg

El Niño:
http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/img/examanswers05.gif

"He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain."
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/349_ohdear.jpg

Another Chemistry kid:
http://www.affiliatestudent.co.uk/images/questions/answer7.jpg

"Torture line"
http://www.dawnsbrain.com/lesson-images/design-test_creative-answers3lg.jpg

"Give the correct chemical formula for the following minerals"
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/47_2007/test.jpg

Velociraptors:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/385653961_543406a7dd.jpg?v=0

The teacher decides to go crazy as well:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/406786/558700.jpg

"God made it that way."
http://amadeo.blog.com/repository/945503/2083974.jpg

Police roadblock:
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7251/brottrzt2.jpg

Definition of Market failure (I 'd):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/psychopath14/Color-3.jpg

LeDoux Dual-Pathway Model of Fear:
http://www.slackerland.com/files/f054ff159d35e668e3605362a3298b6b.jpg

0/10:
http://www.kamranmajeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/test-paper.JPG

Difference between cable and wireless:
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111407/twenty-years-of-jumping.gif

"Suppose you set out to determine if XO cats are phenotypically female"
http://patentpending.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/exam_2_1.jpg

"Having a bad day? "
http://bp1.blogger.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R5a7BVtwOMI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/gEj56JcugMs/s1600-h/emt2hz7.jpg

[Gemrah]

El nino is hehehe

and the sketch the human body

[ChrisDiabolik]

Damn epic , haha i laughed a lot.
Btw dont you have school or something i see non stop online Borg.

[Borgrimm]

Im special!!! Im online all the time.... I see what you are doing !!

[ChrisDiabolik]

Yeah sure... No lifer!!

[Felidra]

Not an exam answer, but too good not to post anyway:

[Phreaker]

I laughed at most of the ones in the OP, and the ad... I would actually apply just for the lulz.