GemrahVeteran-Monkey Ever so eager to reply
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re: Financial dhoom jokes
by Gemrah on 2008/10/10 4:41
Ruthlessley stolen (BBC website ^.^), and in significantly better tastes than the other joke thread I made elsewhere....
Q: What is the definition of optimism?
A: An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday night
Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronised diving
Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari
I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank
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