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re: Essex
 by Moofster on 2009/06/08 2:55
Essex research:
"The richest county in the United Kingdom"
"Unfortunately tainted by areas such as Romford and Southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake Burberry wearing scum are contained and looked down upon"
"Worst reputation in England for slags. They are ment to be the easiest. Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins."
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re: Essex
by Waluin on 2009/06/08 4:20
I don't get it.
Then again, to quote Borgrimm in a swedish way: "How should I know? I'm swedish."
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re: Essex
by Mystikael on 2009/06/08 5:20
We should probably sticky this and make it part of our guild info, seeing as a good deal of our current raiders are from that part of the south 
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re: Essex
by Merke on 2009/06/08 5:36
Obviously, it depends on where you go and who you hang out with ;p Just because you live in Afghanistan doesn't mean you're a member of the Taliban. *grins*
Though yeah, I like my Alcypops! ... And yeah! I used to be a chav :D Before I decided that spending 8 hours in doors on my computer out of the sun was a better alternative.
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re: Essex
by Pyschotaz on 2009/06/08 5:46
| Merke wrote: |
Though yeah, I like my Alcypops! ... And yeah! I used to be a chav :D |
I've lost all respect for you...probably more to do with alcopops than being a chav.
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re: Essex
by Merke on 2009/06/08 5:49
| Pyschotaz wrote: |
I've lost all respect for you...probably more to do with alcopops than being a chav. |
Did I tell you about me and Meths trip to the Pub a month or so back? 14 pints of Fosters in about 2 hours... I thought I was going to die... And I did inside a little ;p The smell of a pub makes me want to be sick.
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re: Essex
by Saraesa / Liesje on 2009/06/08 7:58
I had to wikipedia the word alcopop. Over here they're generally called breezers, even if they're not really breezers. Your chavs look a lot like our Sjonnie & Anita.
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re: Essex
by Azlannagh on 2009/06/08 8:07
It's "Snellen Eddy" in Belgium XD
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re: Essex
by Moofster on 2009/06/08 8:08
I was about to look up that one as well, and chav. Lulz so that is what it means…
So…EoL has a large amount of….breezersletjes and sjonnies?
Lmaooooooooo 
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re: Essex
by Pyschotaz on 2009/06/08 8:10
No, coming from essex, doesn't mean your a chav and drink alcopops. Think last time i drank one was in a drinking competition where we strawpedoed (another one to look up, may be spelt differently as i've only ever said the word) it.
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re: Essex
by Avansas on 2009/06/10 13:55
Generally if you have hair longer than an inch or two in Essex you get shouted at in the street by chavs driving in their lovely cars.
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re: Essex
by Vieane on 2009/06/10 15:52
Guyyysss its not that bad and I live in shitty old chelmsford.
Although I do admit...Southend on a friday night you will find some interesting creatures in their strange cars. Well...the last time I got dragged there. 
But in the end, ESSEX FTW. No essex girls jokes, it's not our fault we can't spell our own names 
Edit: Alcopops are evil, taste like sweets, so you drink loads then literally you fall over...well in my case
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re: Essex
by Gemrah on 2009/06/10 16:07
| Vieane wrote: |
Edit: Alcopops are evil, taste like sweets, so you drink loads then literally you fall over...well in my case |
qft
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re: Essex
by Avansas on 2009/06/10 21:51
Saaaaaaarfend.
Sorry.
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re: Essex
by Raszagal on 2009/06/11 2:58
| Vieane wrote: | Guyyysss its not that bad and I live in shitty old chelmsford.
Although I do admit...Southend on a friday night you will find some interesting creatures in their strange cars. Well...the last time I got dragged there.
But in the end, ESSEX FTW. No essex girls jokes, it's not our fault we can't spell our own names
Edit: Alcopops are evil, taste like sweets, so you drink loads then literally you fall over...well in my case |
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