King of the Hill? No way! King of BT!

[Aeolthelwen]

A forum game i used to play on some downloadfora.

So you make up a funny way to beat the person above you so that you get King of Black Temple!!! (You can post funny pictures in your stories to get it even more fun or stuff... )

I'll begin and you'll see how it goes...

I'll walk up to Illidan Stormrage...
Illidan yells: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
I answer: Rrrrrrriiight!
Illidan: ???!
Aeol: Musha mara mara mara mara *points to the south*
Illidan looks with a confused look to the south

Aeol kicks Illidan in his mommy and daddy button, takes the crown from Illidan wankerrage's head and has a seat upon the THRONE OF BLACK TEMPLE

Illidan flees away with a feminin voice and starts to sing in the latest opera version of 'Phantom of the opera'

Aeol yells: I AM NOW KING OF BLACK TEMPLE!!!!

[Avansas]

Avansas declares bear hunting season, and busts out a 50 calibre rifle, shooting Aeolthelwen right between the eyes, hence taking the crown of Black Temple for himself.

Avansas: HAH!

Avansas eats Aeolthelwen and makes a nice rug out of his fur.

[Cahe]

Cahe walks into the black temple acompanied by a noticable group of the anti-elf society, singing for himself "From Ruzzia with love.."

Cahe: It would seem you got something that belongs to me.

Cahe allows the various members of the horde (And some alliance) in his company to go berserk on Avansas, promising the ears as a trophy to the one who deals the killing blow, and picks up the crown and gets seated once the gruesome scene is over and the people have left.

[Spliffy / Brew]

"The walls of the temple crumble and shake as Yrin enters the building.. on a tank."

FOR ROGUILD!

"The tank goes pewpew and sends people flying off the edges of outland".

All hail! Queen of whats-left-of-the-temple!

[Reca]

Reca enters the ruins of the temple. Her extreme handsomeness destroys everyone and every single thing around her, all except the crown..

*yay* Queen of the... rubble!

[Aeolthelwen]

Finally Aeolthelwen's whisp has come back to the bunch of fur on Avie's dead body.

Aeolthelwen revives

Aeol yells: ALIVE! I'm ALIVE!

Reca: Huh?! what's happening?

Aeol puts on Cursed vision of Sargeras that he looted from Illidan when he kicked him in the mommy and daddy button (http://www.wowwiki.com/Cursed_Vision_of_Sargeras) and blindfolds himself with it.

Aeol: Muhahaha *evil laughter* Immune to handsomeness and nude Nelf babes!

After a while of bumping against objects in Black Temple and accidentually killing the whole Illidari Council... Aeol comes in range of Reca.

*Swifts into bear*

Aeol: Eat Pooh!

Aeol starts poo'ing and throws it towards Reca untill Reca suffocates in a pile of Bearpoo.

Aeol yells: THERE! EVEN YOUR AQUATIC FORM CAN'T BREATH IN THAT!

Aeol takes a particular gnome and puts him on a stick, he pushes the stick into the pile of bearpoo and the gnome gets the crown of Reca's head and puts it back on Aeol's while singing: From Ruzzia with love...

*heavenly music*

Aeol yells: LOOK WHO'S KING AGAIN! NABCAKES!

[Spliffy / Brew]

Your sick in the head dude : P

[Vihl]

*Accidentaly wanders in Black Temple, not noticing where he goes untill he bumps into Aeol*
what the..!?
BEAR!
*Firmly sticks metal glove up the bear's hole and twists around*
How ye like THAT, HMMM?
*Takes crown*
Fanceh!

[Belius]

Oh this is easy.. id go change my pet to my wolf and tell him to go fetch the bone, within half hour or so he'll eventually bring me the head.. course not before removing each other limb one by one, but beggers cant be choosers

woop woop, im king of BT..

does this mean i get my phoneline for free now?

[Spliffy / Brew]

Aeol got messy and you guys brought pr0n..

*Cast Vanish*

Arynub.

Edit: haha i just got it, Ruzzia lololol ^.^

[Aeolthelwen]

Pls, keep it On topic, And what Yrin above says is a bit true, I always joke about Aeol the 'Poo'hbear, so i used that in my King of BT thingie (ok ok maybe that was a bit to far ) ... Pls don't go Cyb0r in it and drive it to far...


Anyway to restart where we ended:
Aeolthelwen hasn't died, he just has a very painful behind... he went to an Evil witch called Nethara and promised her this: 'Nethara, if i Dance for u in kittieform, which i know you so much like to see... if not your addicted to me seeing dancing in my kittieform! Will u go to BT than for me? And go rampage on that Belius with the wolf dude to fetch the crown for me????'

*Aeol shows puppy eyes*

(This is the part where whole EoL will be amazed... if not shocked!)

*Nethara watches around if no one sees her*

Evilthara replies: "Aeol, my dear fluffy cat! Ofcourse i will! But you'll have to dance every evening for one hour for me to return the favour... IN KITTIE FORM!!!"

Nethara starts to activate her 'Frostshield' which means... somebody is going to get hurt! She seduces Eldare, Avansas, Ethoz and Quendis to come with her (well.. eldare isn't seduced, he just wants to pewpew as he is terribly bored).. The pack arrives at BT.. Does some things that are to terribly to subscribe.. (well it ends up with Eldare mindblasting Beliusses brains to a juice and Nethara drinks it... As Eldare loves to feed her that way as it's the only way to get Nethara with him in Arena) And they give the crown to Aeol again...

Aeol is again: THE RULER OF BT!!!!

[Algorath]

*algorath walks in the temple alone, looking confused*

How did I get here? *he shrugs and Hearthstones to the Scarlet Monastery*